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• Surfers do it standing up.
• I'd love to, but... It's too close to the turn of the century. -- 42 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• LOVE: When you don't want someone too close-- because you're very sensitive to pleasure.
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• Baptists do it under water.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
  -- Sir Arnold Bax...
• Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.