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Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails...
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When all else fails, get someone to do it.
Carl: What do we want? All: More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
Carl: When do we want it? All: Soon! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced....
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
-- Johnson's First Law...
When subtlety fails us we must make do with cream pies. -- David Bri
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.