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• TBFTG: Two Burgers and Fries To Go
• They're serving burgers in the back... If you go for burgers, you'll love the burgers here.
  They have some burgers in this place, when you open your mouth you know, you hold'em like this, and go way in the back where nobody can see you....
• The McDonald's has burgers, for those who buy them.
• Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
  Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks....
• It's Barney! Quick, get me some insulin!!!!!
• If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.
  -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
• See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
• Barney is a velociraptor.