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• You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• high moby /hi:' mohb'ee/ n. The high half of a 512K PDP-10's physical address space
  he other half was of course the low moby. This usage has been generalized in a way that has outlasted the PDP-10...
• missile address n. See ICBM address.
• high moby: /hi:' mohb'ee/ n. The high half of a 512K {PDP-10}'s physical address space
  he other half was of course the low moby. This usage has been generalized in a way that has outlasted the {PDP-10}...
• ail-mail: n. Paper mail, as opposed to electronic.
  Sometimes written as the single word `SnailMail'....
• vaxocentrism /vak`soh-sen'trizm/ n. [analogy with `ethnocentrism'] A notional disease said to afflict C programmers who persist in coding according to certain assumptions that are valid (esp.
  under Unix) on VAXen but false elsewhere. Among these are...
• I am sick unto death of obscure english towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers---and even sicker of their reside
  all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls....
• path: n. 1. A {bang path} or explicitly routed {{Internet address}}
  a node-by-node specification of a link between two machines....