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The New Congressmen Say They're Going To Turn The Government Around.
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The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I
hope I don't get run over again.
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The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again....
One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
So, now you say I'm redundant, that I repeat myself, that I say things over and over again.
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....