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• Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
• BASIC: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
• MFTL /M-F-T-L/ [abbreviation: `My Favorite Toy Language'] 1.
  adj. Describes a talk on a programming language design that is heavy on the syntax (with lots of BNF), sometimes even talks about semantics (e....
• OPPRESSED GEEK: Everybody keeps blaming me for the Y2K problem, the Melissa Virus, Windows crashes.
  .. you name it. When somebody finds out you're a bona fide geek, they start bugging you about computer problems....
• BASIC /bay'-sic/ n. A programming language, originally designed for Dartmouth's experimental timesharing system in the early 1960
  which for many years was the leading cause of brain damage in proto-hackers....
• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• Real World, The n.: 1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.
  2. To programmers, the location of non-programmers and activities not related to programming....