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• User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
• USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
• USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
• user n. 1. Someone doing `real work' with the computer, using it as a means rather than an end.
  Someone who pays to use a computer. See real user....
• The cynic who doesn't believe in anything still wants you to believe him.
• TPDH Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself
• People who believe, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," will refuse to talk to you.
• People will believe anything if you whisper it.
• Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
  ... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....