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• EAVESDROP, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes and vices of another or yourself.
  A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she....
• A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she.
  "I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!...
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
  And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
• My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.