As The Poet Said, "Only God Can Make A Tree" -- Probably Because It's So Hard To Figure Out How To Get The Bark On.

As The Poet Said, "Only God Can Make A Tree" -- Probably Because It's So Hard To Figure Out How To Get The Bark On.

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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

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