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B.C.- [thinking] "Do You Believe In ESP?" Peter - [thinking] "Do You Believe In ESP?
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B.C.- [thinking] "Do you believe in ESP?"
Peter - [thinking] "Do you believe in ESP?"
B.C. & Peter - [aloud] "No."
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