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• Finagle's Second Law: No matter what the anticipated resul
  here will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory....
• Finagle's second Law: No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it (b) fake it (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
• No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
  -- Finagle's Second Law...
• No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to
  (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory....
• Finagle's Eighth Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
  Finagle's Ninth Law: No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to fake it....
• Finagle's First Law: To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
  Finagle's Second Law: Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working....
• Confusion is always increasing in society. Only if someone or something works extremely hard can this confusion be reduced in a limited region.
  Nevertheless, this effort will still result in an increase in the total confusion of society at large....
• No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.