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• From the "Guiness Book of World Records", 1973: Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
  A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground)(other than ground nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)....
• Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
  A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)....
• Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
  A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground)(other than ground nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)....
• You are nuts.
• Several nuts short of a full pouch.
• Beer Nuts are $1.29 but Deer Nuts are under a buck.
• Grape nuts is a social disease.
• I have an Aunt in Long Island whos crazier than she is. She's president of the P.T.A." -- Nu
• Psychiatrists tell us one out of every five people is completely disturbed.
  And the reason is the other four are nuts. -- Dave Asto...