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• Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me.
  I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty- five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die....
• Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country's been doing to you. -- Avenge
• Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
  Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah....
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing, your doing was worthless.
  -- Edwim Schrodinge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...