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• Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun.
  "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light more....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  "And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....
• We have more useless information than ignorance of what is useful.
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• You meaner beauties of the night, That poorly satisfy our eyes More by your number than your ligh