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• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
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• Quote #82 From: wayne@backbone.uucp (Wayne Schlitt) [.
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• N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D. Scotty
• Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. -- Aesop
• Microsoft The new Evil Empire (the old one was IBM).
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• One way to better your lot is to do a lot better...
• A, B, ... (Long time, no C)