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OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
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OK, so you've got a Ph.D. Now, don't touch anything.
I won't let anything touch you in these golden years. -- David Bowie
Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
Don't investigate this too closely. -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap
Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
[remembers Abe with hair and a tuxedo] Abe...
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
[quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
Bart: Otto, are you OK? Otto: Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in.
[Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
Well, Ok, but just a QWKie...