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• A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
• You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
  .. -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta...
• Why be NoRmAl?
• If you're normal, who wants to be normal?
• MIRACLE, n. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CRASH: Normal termination.
• If it doesn't work, then it's perfectly normal.
• It's Abby Normal's brain!