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• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Resort: a place where the tired grow more tired.
• Where is Mr. Smith. Making room for more beer.
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• May your daughters' hair grow thick, black, and abundant -- all over their faces.
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...