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• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr....
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• It takes more brains and effort to make out your income tax forms correctly than it does to make the income you are reporting.
• Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
• To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".