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Before I go to bed, I want some milk and cookies.
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Hey! Some fat guy stole my milk and cookies!
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
Can I go back to bed now?
And miles to go before I sleep.
I don't want to go into this in detail, but I would like to illustrate some of the tedium.
And I can strongly recommend... (finishing his sentence).
..a course of leeches. Oh, just pop a couple down my codpiece before I go to bed....
.. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead