Before I Visited This Planet, We Aliens Knew Very Little About Earth.

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"Before I visited this planet, we aliens knew very little about earth...
the only information we had came from television signals, and due to
interstellar distances, we only received channel 3 at 4:30pm...

"But that's..."

"'Gilligan's Island'... I know. But it's all we had to go on.
We theorized that Earth was a strange island society where everything
was made out of bamboo..."
-- Robotman

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