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• Agent 1: [presses the buzzer] Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
  ..hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during nap time....
• Counts his sure gains, and hurries back for more.
  -- James Montgomery (1771-1854) -- The West Indies, Part iii...
• The cities of East Sacunda and West Sacunda are in an earthquake-prone area.
  Since 1985 both cities have had stringent building codes requiring all new buildings to have specific features designed to prevent damage in an earthquake....
• I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance. <Londo&l
• Finagle's Rules Ever since the first scientific experiment, man has been plagued by the increasing antagonism of nature.
  It seems only right that nature should be logical and neat, but experience has shown that this is not the case....
• Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
• Our rights remain rights only as long as we have the prudence not to test them -- Mark Twai
• TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
  The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....