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• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
  -- Jackie Verno...
• The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wrigh
• When I lived in Birmingham, on my way every morning I would pass the Coronation Road Adventure Playground.
  It even had it's initials in large letters on a noticeboard....
• KEEP, v.t. He willed away his whole estate, And then in death he fell asleep, Murmuring
  Well, at any rate, My name unblemished I shall keep....
• Sancho Panza by name, is my own self, if I was not changed in my cradle.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxx...
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I have given my pain a name..!!
• For I lean on no dead kin, my name in mine for fame or scorn And the world began when I was born and the world is mine to win.
  -- Badger Clark...
• My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!