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• People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• I went to the doctor. I said, "Doc, my foot! I can't walk!
  He said, "You'll be walking before the day is over." He took my car. -- Buddy Hacke...
• If you're there before it's over, you're on time. -- James Walke
• SMILEY 8-O --* just before doubling over with pai
• AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk You brute Knock before entering a ladies room
• Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
• AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!