7,140 Pounds On The Sun 97 Pounds On Mercury Or Mars 255 Pounds On Earth 232 Pounds On Venus Or Uranus 43 Pounds On The Moon 648 Pounds On Jupiter 275 Pounds On Saturn 303 Pounds On Neptune 13 Pounds On Pluto -- How Much Elvis Presley Would Weigh At Various Places In The Solar System.

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7,140 pounds on the Sun
97 pounds on Mercury or Mars
255 pounds on Earth
232 pounds on Venus or Uranus
43 pounds on the Moon
648 pounds on Jupiter
275 pounds on Saturn
303 pounds on Neptune
13 pounds on Pluto

-- How much Elvis Presley would weigh at various places
in the solar system.

Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan To
My mail is so slow, the Elvis stamp gained 10 pounds.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness.
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery....
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. -- Slick's Law of the Universe
I'd do anything for a hundred pounds, of DOLLARS, my dear Dudley!
My thighs--five more pounds and they'll be eligible for statehood. -- Audrey Buslik
Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.

7,140 Pounds On The Sun 97 Pounds On Mercury Or Mars 255 Pounds On Earth 232 Pounds On Venus Or Uranus 43 Pounds On The Moon 648 Pounds On Jupiter 275 Pounds On Saturn 303 Pounds On Neptune 13 Pounds On Pluto -- How Much Elvis Presley Would Weigh At Various Places In The Solar System.

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