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  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
  As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily....
• Dan Quayle got his first assignment! He is in charge of picking up the crushed jelly beans from the carpet in the Oval Office.
  Currently, he is in school, learning how to do it. Next week, he starts....
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
  (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises....
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....