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A Centipede Is An Ant, Made To Government Specs.
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A centipede is an ant, made to government specs.
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Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant.
A denebian slime devil is a tribble built to Klingon specs.
Ant Boy calmly prepares to execute his new friend ant-style.
.. by PINCHING OFF HIS HEAD! -- Ant Boy...
The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.
-- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Second Speech on Foot's Resolution, Jan. 26, 1830, p. 321...
Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?...
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie, of course.