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  What sort of programmers work for other companies?...
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents, or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world....
• A manger went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your work hou
  you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave at five in the afternoon....
• Price Wang's programmer was coding software. His fingers danced upon the keyboard.
  The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind....
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
  Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
• A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.
  Look at how well off I am here," he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit, "I have my own operating system and file storage device....