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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  He would have said that what he did was done entirely for the good of the country....
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
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• A man sought medical aid because he was crippled and could hardly walk.
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• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death.
  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar....
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....