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How Did You Spend The Weekend?" Asked The Pretty Brunette Secretary Of Her Blonde Companion.
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"How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary
of her blonde companion.
"Fishing through the ice," she replied.
"Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?"
"Olives."
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