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• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....
• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....
• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....
• The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death.
  He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks....
• The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death.
  He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks....
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkei...
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Ring...
• I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger in a quavering voice.
  "No," said GoodGulf, "but I can. The letters are Elvish, of course, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here....