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• What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me.
  .. the most dreadful thing." -- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story...
• The most important thing in life is to love someone.
  The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He_s not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome.
  For most guys that_s like a third or fourth date kinda thing....
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...