Stop! Whoever Crosseth The Bridge Of Death, Must Answer First These Questions Three, Ere The Other Side He See!

What is your name? - "Sir Brian of Bell." - What is your quest?
- "I seek the Holy Grail." - What are four lowercase letters that are not legal flag arguments to the Berkeley UNIX version of `ls'?...
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
What is your name? What is your quest?... What is your favorite color?
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran....
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT
No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...