ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== Bug Reports Now Amount To An Average Of 12,853 Per Day.

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=== ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================

Bug reports now amount to an average of 12,853 per day. Unfortunately,
this is only a small fraction [ < 1% ] of the mail volume we receive. In
order that we may more expeditiously deal with these valuable messages,
please communicate them by one of the following paths:

ARPA: WastebasketSLMHQ.ARPA
UUCP: [berkeley, seismo, harpo]!fubar!thekid!slmhq!wastebasket
Non-network sites: Federal Express to:
Wastebasket
Room NE43-926
Copernicus, The Moon, 12345-6789
For that personal contact feeling call 1-415-642-4948; our trained
operators are on call 24 hours a day. VISA/MC accepted.*

* Our very rich lawyers have assured us that we are not
responsible for any errors or advice given over the phone.

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