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• There will always be survivors. -- Robert A. Heinlei
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over -- and to let go.
  It means leaving what's over without denying its validity or its past importance in our lives....
• Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing--with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
  -- Jessamyn West (Irony is when you buy a suit with two pair of pants, and then burn a hole in the coat....
• oad vt. [MUD] 1. Notionally, to change a MUD player into a toad.
  2. To permanently and totally exile a player from the MUD....
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.