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A Gentleman Never Strikes A Lady With His Hat On. -- Fred Alle
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A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen
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A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]...
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Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Alle
A gentleman never crumbles his bread or rolls in his soup.
A fool and his money are soon parted, but nobody can part a two-dollar toupee. -- Fred Alle
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The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Alle
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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