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• A kiss is an operation, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are utterly superfluous.
  -- Oliver Herford...
• How many Hegelians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark...
• I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.
  -- Salvador Dali...
• Know what to kiss... and when.
• Linguists do it cunningly.
• Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
• Gosh, Mr. Monster... You're SWELL! I wanna be jus' like you when I grow up!
  "Ha Ha! Well... OF COURSE you do!" -- A sentimental moment in MR. MONSTER...
• What did the procedure say when the control program called it? I was framed.
• Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. -- Famous Last Word