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• Gars auld claes look amaist as weel 's the new.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- The Cotter's Saturday Nigh...
• Perhaps Dundee's wild-warbling measures rise, Or plaintive Martyrs, worthy of the name.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- The Cotter's Saturday Nigh...
• He wales a portion with judicious care; And "Let us worship God," he says with solemn air.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- The Cotter's Saturday Nigh...
• From scenes like these old Scotia's grandeur springs, That makes her loved at home, revered abroad
  Princes and lords are but the breath of kings, "An honest man 's the noblest work of God....
• How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
• Mr. Canal, stop this instant! I must ask that you refrain from knife-fighting in the White House!
  -- Saturday Night Live...
• Get a life! -- Saturday Night Live
• SMILEY _______ student EEG on Saturday nigh
• But ne'er the rose without the thorn. -- Robert Herrick (1591-1674) -- The Rose