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  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• My papa said son, don't let the man get you and do what he done to me. -- John Fogerty
• Well, Farrow was rather moving, my lord. A great strong ma
  he stood there gaunt and noble in the early morning mist, and in a loud, clear voice he cried out, 'My wife might have bloody well turned up!...
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
  So intent is he on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom....