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  He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
  He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....