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• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
  "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire....
• The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the master programmer to examine.
  The magician wheeled a large black box into the master's office while the master waited in silence....
• A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
  It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
• A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
  It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
• A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
  It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
• A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day.
  The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game....
• A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometime runs and sometimes aborts.
  I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....