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A Parable Of Modern Research: Bob Has Lost His Keys In A Room Which Is Dark Except For One Brightly Lit Corner.
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A Parable of Modern Research:
Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one
brightly lit corner.
"Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!"
"I can only see here."
Related:
To see the light, you have to be in the dark. -- The SpamPope
Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks like.
Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out....
I GUESS I KINDA LOST CONTROL because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions which is freaking out....
Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
Everywhere you go you'll see them searching, Everywhere you turn you'll feel the pain, Everyone is looking for the answer, Well look again.
-- Moody Blues, "Lost in a Lost World...
When it's dark enough you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso