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• A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
• When a person is always right, there is something wrong.
• The most egotistical person we've ever heard of is the one who remarked that he had only been wrong once in his life and that was when he thought he was wrong but wasn't.
• Holten's Homily: The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has obviously thought of someone to blame it on.
• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
• All wrong numbers are the same person.
• If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  -- Second Law of Business Meetings If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....