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• Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting.
• Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
• Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
  In war, you can only be killed once. -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
  In war, you can only be killed once. -- Winston Churchill...
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Is Death that woman's mate? /Her/ lips were red, /her/ looks were free, Her locks were yellow as gold
  Her skin was white as leprosy, The Night-Mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she, Who thicks man's blood with cold....
• No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. -- Oscar Wilde
• When an idea is being pushed because it is "exciting," "new," or "innovative", beware.
  An exciting, new, innovative idea can also be foolish....
• You can tell she really cared for me. She didn't make me a pallbearer.
  -- Grampa watches the pallbearers struggle with the casket, "Old Money...