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A Chicken McNugget Doesn't Die Any Easier Than A Baby Fur Seal." -- Ted Nuge
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"A Chicken McNugget doesn't die any easier than a baby fur seal."
-- Ted Nugent
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Ted Nugent -- Official rock and roller of the E.I.B. Network.
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Nuke the baby fur whales.
And then he wacked up and down my favorite baby seal.
ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing at 8:00 P.M. on Holodeck 4!
Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm
for love is strong as death, passion cruel as the grave...
Barney and Baby Bop MUST DIE!
Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do. -- Ted Nelso
If I had any humility I would be perfect. -- Ted Turne