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• In the spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish'd dove
  In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love....
• Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
  Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....
• Oh, the young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave. -- Apu, "Lisa's Pony
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Karl
  [pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Hey, Scioscia....
• Marge: Ned, Homer and I are a little concerned with the way the school's being run.
  Homer: [mouth full of peanut butter cups] Yes....
• Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
  The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
• Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
  (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend....
• Beifeld's Principle The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date
  (2) his wife, and (3) a better looking and richer male friend....