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  Peggy Joyce...
• You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
• August 6 -- As "Ollie-mania" continues to sweep the country, one of the most popular video-arcade games in the country is a new one called -- this is true -- "Contra.
  The way it works is, there are are two soldiers on the screen, and when you put in a quarter, it never gets to them....
• Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
• When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
  -- Avery...
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• Experience is the thing which enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.