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• Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery. -- Otto von Bismarck
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• When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
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• People down South are incredibly polite. Even their war was civil. -- Dudley Moore
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