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Be Prepared, Be Sharp, Be Careful, And Use The King's English Well.
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Be prepared, be sharp, be careful, and use the King's English well. And you
can forget all the [other rules] unless you remember one more: get paid.
-- Robert N. C. Nix
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Why study? The more you study the more you know, the more you know the more you can forget, the more you can forget, the more you do forget, the more you forget the less you know.
So why study? -- Robert Ripley...
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language.
You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less....
Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
Nostalgia is colored by what you remember, and as well, what you forget.
Knowledge is not what you can remember, but what you cannot forget.
Magic weapons can, on occasion, be of great use, yet one more part of the truly rounded wizard's arsenal of tricks, spells, and remarks for all occasions.
However, the thoroughly prepared mage will find certain spells of even more importance than these, especially those enchantments which produce magic wings, magic carpets, and magic running boots, for those times when the rest of you arsenal fails you completely....
New York is where you can get the best cheap meal and the lousiest expensive meal in the country.
-- Robert C. Weave...
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....