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All Warranty And Guarantee Clauses Become Null And Void Upon Payment Of Invoice.
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All warranty and guarantee clauses
become null and void upon payment of invoice.
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Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
-- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. -- Murphy's Law No. 10
Warranty - An unconditional guarantee that the program purchased is actually included on the disk in the box.
To try where there is little hope is to risk failure. Not to try at all is to guarantee it.
If `if' statements had no `then' clause
It's me who said it, not my company. All information given without warranty on a best guess basis.
-- DISCLAIMER...
INW: INvalidate Warranty
Join clauses good like a conjunction should.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.